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Disregard Everything I Say: The DXM and DPH combination, broken down and described

disregardeverythingisay:

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Onset : 30 - 120 minutes
Duration : 4 - 8 hours

Dosage,
Low : 250mg / 250mg
Medium : 300mg / 300mg
Strong : 350mg / 350mg
Heavy : 400mg / 400mg

This article is going to serve as a complete breakdown and categorization for the consistent subjective effects that are induced across all…

Sounds right up my alley, doing this with Grayson one of these days hehehehehe

My girlfriend met Parker today

Hilarity ensued


Hello, my name is Chandler Maillard, car salesman.

Seriously though, I finally got a well paying job on salary and not hourly wage bullshit. LIFE’S GOOD.

akatsukijustin:

thelizardgamer:

The latest rumors surrounding the Xbox One are that the demos that Microsoft allowed people to play on at E3 were not running on an Xbox One, but instead running on high-end PCs with Titan graphics cards.


If this is the case, they were running the games on a system that is around 3x faster than the Xbox One.

These rumors are backed up by images that clearly show a high-end desktop under the displays of the Xbox One stands at E3.

What the fuck is this shit!?!?! Xbox one youre disappointing me more >…>

LOL they’ve been doing this since WAY before the Xbox One get your heads out of your asses

supernatural-loves-of-my-life:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

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Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

macmuffinpro:

I actually made an audible laugh

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

Anonymous asked: r u a chubby chaser sir

i am a healthy girl chaser and weighing 80 pounds is rarely healthy

…and ok maybe a little yeah